Sherlock Holmes VS USSR: 1 Nil.

My iPad has really got me read­ing recently. On iBooks almost all of clas­sic lit­er­a­ture is free, so I am read­ing a book by Arthur Conan Doyle  — The Adven­tures of Sher­lock Holmes: The Man with the Twisted Lip. There was a pas­sage that struck me as remark­able (or, as Conan Doyle would put it, rather singular):

One night — it was in June 1889 — there came a ring to my bell. … We heard the door open, a few hur­ried words, and then quick steps upon the linoleum. Our door flew open, and a lady, clad in some dark-coloured stuff, with a black veil, entered the room.

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The Soviet movie illus­tra­tion of this book. 1979. Vasily Livanov as Sher­lock Holmes and Vitaly Solomin as Dr Watson.

Really. In June 1881, just like that, Sher­lock had linoleum, which was noth­ing extra­or­di­nary at the time — given he was pre­sumed to some­what strug­gle finan­cially, and thus his need to share a flat. In the USSR — and this is the point I am mak­ing now — linoleum was one of the high­est sought-after prod­ucts until at least early 1980. I wouldn’t believe it myself, but I remem­ber how excited my Mum was when in 199o we man­aged to “secure” some of this pre­cious mate­r­ial to floor the kitchen in our apartment.

What was the price of those space explo­ration pro­grammes if linoleum was a scarce com­mod­ity at least for a cen­tury after it became wide­spread in the rot­ten, cap­i­tal­is­tic West? You feel my pain?

British Fashion in Moscow, June 1956.

1 424x499 British Fashion in Moscow, June 1956.

All images are by Lisa Larsen, for LIFE magazine.

In 1956 an array of British design­ers were try­ing to expand their mar­ket share into the Soviet Union. So a fash­ion week of some sort took place — in Moscow, Gorky Park, twice daily the shows took place. What a huge suc­cess it was! Every day it was a full house, and the pub­lic were in love with the British mod­els and the fash­ion. Jeans, for instance, were very trendy and could cost as much as a month’s salary — yet one still had to queue up to get a pair.

How­ever, after so much ado, not a sin­gle British cloth­ing com­pany ever received any Soviet  offers of coop­er­a­tion. Sad,  really — just like Chris­t­ian Dior in Moscow, it could have been a begin­ning of a beau­ti­ful friendship.

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