Sherlock Holmes VS USSR: 1 Nil.

My iPad has really got me read­ing recently. On iBooks almost all of clas­sic lit­er­a­ture is free, so I am read­ing a book by Arthur Conan Doyle  — The Adven­tures of Sher­lock Holmes: The Man with the Twisted Lip. There was a pas­sage that struck me as remark­able (or, as Conan Doyle would put it, rather singular):

One night — it was in June 1889 — there came a ring to my bell. … We heard the door open, a few hur­ried words, and then quick steps upon the linoleum. Our door flew open, and a lady, clad in some dark-coloured stuff, with a black veil, entered the room.

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The Soviet movie illus­tra­tion of this book. 1979. Vasily Livanov as Sher­lock Holmes and Vitaly Solomin as Dr Watson.

Really. In June 1881, just like that, Sher­lock had linoleum, which was noth­ing extra­or­di­nary at the time — given he was pre­sumed to some­what strug­gle finan­cially, and thus his need to share a flat. In the USSR — and this is the point I am mak­ing now — linoleum was one of the high­est sought-after prod­ucts until at least early 1980. I wouldn’t believe it myself, but I remem­ber how excited my Mum was when in 199o we man­aged to “secure” some of this pre­cious mate­r­ial to floor the kitchen in our apartment.

What was the price of those space explo­ration pro­grammes if linoleum was a scarce com­mod­ity at least for a cen­tury after it became wide­spread in the rot­ten, cap­i­tal­is­tic West? You feel my pain?

Oleg Popov, The Sad Clown

In about six weeks this remark­able man will cel­e­brate his 80th Birth­day. Who is he? The most pop­u­lar clown of the Soviet Union, also known as the Sun­shine Clown, Oleg Popov is true icon of its own. Born in 1930, he had on of the tough­est upbring­ings ever — yet he man­aged to become one of most recog­nis­able peo­ple of the 20th cen­tury: he also was in Guin­ness Records Book for “being pop­u­lar in the West and in the East”.

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On top of his game. Oleg Popov in 1976.

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AWOL Tigger, or a Soviet Take on the World-Famous Cartoon Characters

Apart from the Soviet writ­ers’ pro­lific input into the chil­dren lit­er­a­ture, a great deal of sto­ries was trans­lated into Russ­ian, so the kids of the USSR grew up on the sto­ries by Hans Ander­sen, Charles Pier­rot and the Grimm broth­ers. Often the trans­la­tors took the lib­erty of chang­ing the plot of the sto­ry­line: this is how the famous book by A. Milne “Win­nie the Pooh” in its Russ­ian ver­sion fea­tures no Tig­ger yet there are some extra char­ac­ters not from the orig­i­nal script. Arguably, it allowed the trans­la­tor to become some­what of an author and hence their name went onto the book cover (this is what hap­pened to the Russ­ian ver­sion of The Wiz­ard of Oz). As car­toon mak­ing was one of the most devel­oped (and cer­tainly less cen­sored ones) graphic arts, it can be of inter­est to see how the Russ­ian ani­ma­tors saw the tra­di­tional West­ern fairy tales characters.

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Piglet, Win­nie the Pooh and Rab­bit. 1969

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The Very First Miss USSR

The very though of women com­pet­ing for the title of the most beau­ti­ful was a fairly adver­sar­ial con­cept for the Soviet ide­ol­ogy. A woman, first and fore­most, was a worker, an achiever, a mother and a wife, and nobody would con­sider judg­ing one on the phys­i­cal attrac­tive­ness — let alone allow women spend the valu­able time and money on point­less fash­ion, cos­met­ics and hair styling.

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A uni­form parade was the clos­est thing to a beauty pageant in the USSR. It was an hon­our to par­tic­i­pate in one.

That’s why, when across the globe beauty con­tests became pop­u­lar and wide­spread after the Sec­ond World War, the USSR had its ban on such events. Until 1989, when the very first beauty con­test took place in Moscow — try­ing to find the pret­ti­est of them all.

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